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Eric Cartman - Cartman is fat and sensitive about it,
mostly because he comes from an extremely dysfunctional home. |
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Stan Marsh - Reasonably sane and normal, Stan is the leader
of the kids and usually the voice of reason. He has an older sister, Shelley. |
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Kenny McCormick - Kenny comes from an extremely poor family.
He also conviently dies in ALMOST every episode. |
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Kyle Broslofski - He is a young Jewish boy, and enjoys
torturing Cartman whenever possible. He has a younger brother, Ike. |
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Chef - Chef is the school cafeteria chef and the boys'
mentor. He sings a lot, mainly about love making. |
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Wendy Testaburger - Wendy is the smartest girl in the
third grade and Stan's girlfriend, to a point. |
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Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat - Mr. Garrison is the boys' third
grade teacher, and is controlled by Mr. Hat. |
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Ike Broslofski - Kyle's younger brother, too young to
know what's going on. |
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Ms. Crabtree - The schoolbus driver, and always is bitchy. |
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Mrs. Cartman - Cartman's mother, an overbearing pushover
whore, who turns out to be a man...sort of. |
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Officer Barbrady - Barbrady is the local police officer,
and does a fine job of it. Cartman is a deputy at one point. |
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Jimbo - Stan's uncle, owner of Jimbo's Guns and an avid
hunter. |
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Ned - Jimbo's old war buddy, missing an arm and some vocal
cords. |
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Mayor McDaniels - South Park's mayor. She tends to be
rather dim-witted and loves the media. |
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The Cows - South Park Elementary's mascot and general-purpose
victims. |
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Chef's Sluts- What else can I say? |
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Jesus - Revived, and has his own dial-in talk show "Jesus
and Pals. Gets in a boxing match, which is humorous." |
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Randy Marsh - Stan's Dad, a seismologist, not a good one. |
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Carol Marsh - Stan's Mom. |
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Shelley Marsh - Stan's sister, the average older sister complete with braces and quite violent. |
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Grandpa Marsh - Stan's Grandfather, 102 and overly depressed
about it. |
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Mr. McCormick - Kenny's Dad. |
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Mrs. McCormick - Kenny's Mom. |
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Sheila Broslovski - Kyle's Mom, extremely uptight and
over protective. |
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Mr. Broslovski - Kyle's Dad, tends to follow his wife's
lead most of the time. |
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Mephesto - Town genetic engineer, has a pet that...WHAT IS THAT THING??!!. |
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Terrence and Phillip - Stars of the hit show "Terrence
and Phillip" *fart*. |
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Principal Victoria - South Park Elementary's Principal,
does her best to keep things in line. |
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Mr Mackey - Quite involved in fraud, cares almost as
much as Chef. |
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Pip - Picked on by the others, young and British. |
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Damien - Mephesto's son, a school bully. |
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Bill and Faussy - South Park's bullies, who are obsessed with homosexuality. |
